Deal Breaker Porn

Posted by Lilith on October 15, 2009

Last weekend, Ash and I were preparing to hang out with a long-time friend. But before anyone comes over we have to guest-proof our house. This process includes hiding anything sex, drug and/or blog related. Ash and I are pretty reckless in our house, so this is usually a lengthy process, and we usually forget something.

This time the thing we forgot was to erase the history on our downstairs computer. So Ash tried to covertly do it while our friend was around. Unfortunately, our friend is no fool. He caught on immediately and asked what we had to hide. So Ash clicked on a porn he had watched earlier in the week.

It has always amazed me how comfortable men are sharing porn. I’m sure it’s not how I imagine. But what goes through my head is, “Hey man. Look what I got off too last night. So fucking hot. My cock got hard in seconds.” It’s just weird.

So here we are. The three of us, watching this porn together. And somehow crazy-ass porns get brought up, like two girls; one cup (I refuse to watch this by the way); smirf porn; and all that other crazy shit on the Internet that 1 percent of men watch to get off and 99 percent watch to make a mockery. Our conversation then somehow evolved into how there are deal breakers when it comes to what a person’s preferences in porn watching are.

Ash and I looked at each other and immediately thought of the same story.

When Ash and I first started dating, I was sleeping over at his house and we watched some porn he saved to his computer. He had this process hiding his porn on his computer is all these folders and sub folders and you even had to pick between the red and blue pill labeled folders in part of this process (kind of funny).

So, we watch our porn and go to bed. The next morning, Ash had to go to work, but he let me sleep in. He also told me that if I needed some morning pleasure I could watch some of his porn if I remembered how to get to it. Of course I remembered how to do it. I think any crazy girlfriend would remember and then sieve through it to see what kind of porn turns their boyfriend on. Now I am not proud of this, but I was young. I was 20 years old and I was crazy. But, I did it nonetheless.

So I am looked through all these porns and I found something that seriously left me in shock. To preface, all his porns were serious porns. They were porns he would get off to — girl-on-girl; facials; hardcore couple fucking; and, anal. But I stumbled upon one that was completely different. I opened one of a girl standing in a meadow naked. Next thing you know, a horse shows up. It’s just the girl, the horse and the camera. The girl proceeds to jerk off the horse. After a bit of that, she gets in some crazy position so she can fuck the horse. I was traumatized. Why did my boyfriend have this in his porn collection? Did he get off to this? What was I supposed to do and/or think?

Ash called me on one of his breaks to make sure I got out of the house okay and everything was fine, and I was clearly awkward. I don’t know how I sounded, but Ash kept asking me if I was okay, which every time he asked, I responded that I was “fine.” But in reality I was contemplating whether or not horse porn was a deal breaker. I was absolutely, 100 percent not “fine.”

Surprisingly, Ash figured out that I, in fact, was not fine, and asked what was going on. I broke down. I told him that I found his porn collection and saw the horse porn, and that if that was something he was into, there was no way this relationship could continue. Ash’s face was in utter shock. Then, he was on the ground laughing. He told me he wasn’t into bestiality. He just found that porn, downloaded and thought it was fucking funny (pun intended). I don’t know if, at the time, I was 100 percent convinced, but I made my deal breaker clear and stuck it out.

Our friend was laughing his ass off at the story. He has known us for the past 4-plus years and had never heard this story.

So just to let you know, my porn deal breakers are:
- Animals
- Children
- Rape
- Molestation

Do you have any porn deal breakers? Feel free to share. Maybe there are some out there that I am not aware of, in which case, I definitely need you to share!

xoxo Lilith Diana

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