Facebook FAIL

Posted by Lilith on February 23, 2010

Over the weekend, Ash and I received terrible news: my Facebook page was disabled. We received no warning or email informing me that my account was in question. One of us simply logged on one day to see what the daily Facebook news was, and at that point we received an error informing us that the account was no longer active.

Unfortunately, my parents were visiting from out of town, and unaware of Ash and my Internet, sex-blogger lives, we couldn’t shift everything aside to appropriately deal with the situation at hand.

Not me but a computer hottie none the less

At the time of the disabling, Ash and I, although mostly Ash, had built my network to well over 700 friends, some of whom communicated with me on a fairly regular basis, some of whom were porn stars we partied with, and some of whom were just curious bystanders.

I will be the first to admit that Facebook did take down a few of my photos. But we are talking about six compared to hundreds. Perhaps those were my warnings, except, ever since I got my first photo taken down, I have tried to be extremely cautious of the images I posted. But it almost felt like:  Break the rules once, and you’re punishment is stronger harsher rules.  I didn’t have exposed boobies; sure I had a lot of unexposed boobies, but that’s allowed! I didn’t have crotch shots – we reserve those for the blog. Instead I had colorful photos of partying with porn stars. Maybe Facebook is just jealous!

So now I’m starting over, and I’m sad, and I want all my 700+ friends back two days ago. Patience has never been one of my virtues.

The silly part in all of this is, Facebook is not protecting anything. I had a new email address within minutes of this happening, thanks to google. And a new profile is now up and running. Sure I currently have only 64 friends, but I will rise again! And maybe it will be the same 700+ people, but maybe it will be a new 700+ people in which case, what Facebook just forced me to censor will be out there for a whole new set of eyes.

So if Facebook’s lesson in disabling me is you made a mistake and now you can’t participate in our social networking, they failed. However, if their lesson was you messed up and now you will be punished with ultimate inconvenience for you and your friends, Facebook has won. This is ultimate frustration and inconvenience. No doubt about it.

Secretly, although not so secret anymore, I log on to Facebook, squinting my eyes, holding my breath and crossing my fingers, waiting for my friends to read 700+. So far, I haven’t been so lucky. But just you wait Facebook, oh just you wait. As I said earlier I will rise again!

This is hilarious! I really hope I get a friend request from Jesus!

If you’re not my friend on Facebook, please find me and request me.

xoxo Lilith Diana

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