Happy 420… a day late

Posted by Ash on April 21, 2010

So I was all excited to post a pot themed post yesterday, but then I got high. I was gonna find something that said sex, pot and Las Vegas all in one and you would not believe how hard that is to find! Really! Find something that says all 3 in one. I dare you! You can’t find it! In fact, if you can find something that says sex weed and Las Vegas in some form or another then Lily will send you some porn. Seriously, Lilith has about a dozen or so dirty movies unopened that we got for Christmas. We will gladly send 1 your way if you can find something for us to post that has all 3. The closest thing I could find to sexy, weed and Vegas was a picture of Barry Manilow smoking pot on stage. And, sorry, that’s not sexy. Well, maybe to someone like my mom, but not to us.

Who knew the the Manilow toked?

I used to be an avid pot smoker back in my fresh out of high school days. Me and my buddies used to smoke an 8th of chronic ever 3 or 4 days. Maybe that’s not a lot to some people, but when you ad it up that’s like 400 bucks a month we were spending on bud. Anyways, between trying to get jobs and keep jobs and just plain getting older I have slowed down in my weed smoking. I actually can’t remember the last time I smoked pot, however the last time I got high was not too long ago from eating weed. Lily bought some weed cookies for Valentines day and then we went to go see Beatles Love. Man, eating weed is quite a different experience compared to smoking it. For some reason it just hits me harder. I just feel so much more… well… baked (pun intended).

Well, last night we had some weed cookies left over from a while back. Not from Valentines day but they were still old. The good thing is they didn’t seem to go bad. haha. So I ate me some weed cookie and proceeded to do nothing. Actually, that’s not true. I laughed a lot at stupid shit and I don’t know if it was that I was high, we had a lack of food in the fridge or I become Martha fucking Stewart when I’m baked, but I think I may have invented the next greatest thing. Edamame with salt dipped in franks hot sauce. Oh snap. Best thing ever. Well, I don’t know if it is yet. I haven’t tried this sober so I can’t completely back that up. It may be the nastiest thing ever and I was just willing to eat anything we had in the fridge. But I ate the shit out of some edamame last night.

There was no weed sex going on though. I wish there was. High sex is the best sex.

Well your not here for some rant about weed… your here for something sexy. Here is the best I could find.

Look at the size of those. And her tits are big too.

There truly is any kind of porn you can imagine on the internet. Including pussy bong porn.

Happy 421 you stoners.

Ash Modeus 8===D~o

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