I said what, what?

Posted by Lilith on March 24, 2010

Ash and I decided to skip Karaoke XXX this week and stay home. We have been waiting for our new computer for the last month, and it finally came in. Naturally, it had to be christened properly. The first thing Ash went to after installing all the divers was an Alexis Texas porn. It is quite funny. It starts out with Alexis Texas and Belladonna discussing what “a fellatio is” as if either didn’t have the slightest idea. Then, within 3 minutes, they are fucking like they get paid for it. Oh wait they do.

"Is this a felatio?"

Well one thing led to another with Ash and I. Some heavy pantie rubbing on Ash’s part led to a wet pussy on my part and we found ourselves with Ash’s cock in my ass and us both cumming. It was quite a nice time. But soon there after I noticed a tad discomfort so I decided to google what was going on.

After countless funny stories of people having “accidental anal sex,” (Many people humorously pointed out that there is no such thing as “accidental” anal sex. He’s just claiming it’s accidental after the look of shock hits his girlfriends face.) I came across this:

Mykel writes:

If you get into this (anal sex) and you end up liking so much that you can’t stop, By the time you reach 40 years old you will have to wear adult diapers cause your insides will be all messed up  and you won’t have the ability to control your bowel movements, It’s made to come out, But forcing your feces back up in their will result in complications later in life.

All one sentence by the way…

Someone by the name of Mr. Rodgers responded:

Mykel, what evidence do you have to support the outcome you described in your response? “Your insides will be all messed up” is not a very precise description. In fact your whole response is entirely without merit. Anal sex is safe in the long term (especially when in a monogamous relationship, using lube, a condom, etc.) evident by studies such as “Anal sphincter structure and function in homosexual males engaging in anal receptive intercourse.” by Chun et al. and the fact that people have been engaging in anal sex for centuries without having to wear diapers once they reach their forties. Please stop spreading such misinformation.

Humm… Hilarious! What better person to take sex advice from than Mr. Rodgers right? Either way I decided my slight discomfort was nothing to be worried about.

I said what, what? In Alexis Texas butt!

Oh the joys of anonymous internet posts are only second to the joys of cumming from anal sex.

xoxo Lilith Diana

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