Moxxie Maddron and the Palomino

Posted by Ash on March 15, 2010

Ash’s birthday was a few days ago, and I wanted to do something nice for him – it resulted in some sushi rolls, a few magic tricks, the only fully-nude club with a full bar, a porn star and her big ol’ boobies, a public fingering, a few tits rubbed in Ash’s face, very late night bar food and a very expensive cab ride home.

That was the abridged version of the story. Allow me to go into detail.

The night started with sushi, then on to Penn and Teller’s show at the Rio. From there we were off to The Palomino, the only fully nude strip club in Las Vegas with a full bar.

I’m not particularly into fully nude. In fact, I don’t like it, and I dislike it even more with no liquor in me. But our friend, and porn star, Moxxie Maddron who recently became a Las Vegas resident, started bartending there, and we promised we would go see her. Ash’s birthday seemed like the perfect opportunity.

The Palomino is kind of out in BFE. Advertisements say it’s on the Strip, but just because it sits on Las Vegas Boulevard, doesn’t mean, it’s on the strip. We finally arrived at the club and were pleasantly surprised.

Ash drove me out there one time, but we thought there was going to be a pretty expensive cover, and I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to enjoy myself, so we ended up not going inside. Instead we went to whatever strip club we were frequenting at the time. So this was really our first experience at the club.

I was fully prepared to pay a cover, but when we got to the door, the doorman said it’s always free for locals – something we LOVE to hear. As we walked in to the lobby, two doors awaited us: one for the female dancers and one for the male dancers. There was no hesitation that we were there for the girls, but imagining what was behind the male dancers’ door definitely interested me – I’ve never been to a strip club with male dancers before.

The Palomino’s reality show on Playboy TV

Once inside the club, we made our way to the bar. The club was nice. It looked clean and spacious. There were places to sit and lots of girls top choose from. We sat at the bar, looking for Moxxie, and ordered some drinks. They were a little pricy, but no more than expected at a strip club, and happily paid for to more fully enjoy the fully-nude experience.

Moxxie was no where to be found, so we tweeted her, and not even 5 minutes later, she was standing right behind us. All smiles and boobs that one is! She gave us big hugs and told us she was working upstairs, where we were more than welcome.

We finished our drinks and headed up to the unknown. We found Moxxie upstairs behind the bar. Hardly anyone was up there. She gave us the full tour, including the newly remodeled rooms for private dances. Each room was themed with at least a 36 inch flat screen TV that you could play porn on or select your own music if you weren’t feeling the house music. These rooms screamed sex! I know; I know: there’s no sex in the champagne room, but seriously, if Ash could have ripped my clothes off and fucked me right there, he would have!

The upstairs was definitely more upscale than the downstairs, giving the illusion of VIP, but Moxxie explained that really anyone can go upstairs. The dances are the same price, and everything is much more intimate. Moxxie also introduced us to the owner of the Palomino Adam Gentile.

Sunset Thomas and Owner Adam Gentile

We sat at the bar for what felt like a half an hour, but turned out to be HOURS. We were just having such a great time. Moxxie and her fellow bartenders were the perfect hosts and hostesses. To be honest, I can’t remember much of the conversation, but I know the drinks were flowing and everyone was having a good time. At one point, Ash and I looked over and Moxxie’s boobs were out sitting atop the bar, and then I was massaging one of her nipples while a man – I have no clue who he was – massaged the other.

I love Moxxie's big boobies!

I also remember going to the bathroom at one point and taking my panties off. When I got back to the bar, I guided Ash’s hand under my dress between my legs, where he touched,  played and fingered me throughout another conversation with Moxxie and her barback Ray Wylder of which I cannot recall the details. And no one was the wiser. By the way, Ray is the son of pornstars Luc Wylder and Alexandra Silk of Sex Court fame.

The night ended with Ash getting a couple lap dances. The girl was nice looking, not exactly our type, but she definitely knew how to do her job. Ash was rock solid by the time she was done. After he calmed a bit, we decided to make our departure.

Girls of the Palomino

It was a good night, and I think a good birthday for Ash. We are so happy Moxxie is finally here and bartending at a cool place. We will definitely be back to the Palomino to see her and you should go visit her too!

Xoxo Lilith Diana

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