I think Ash said it best: If i had any desire to spank you id just do it. i certainly don’t need the wii to tell me to.
I totally agree with his statement, although I also think that Ash and I could possibly be more open with each other, communicative, playful and into trying new things together than the average couple.
So if you’re looking for a way to tell your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner that you’d like them to spank you and you have a Wii, maybe this is a perfect way… but probably not.
I’m all about products/ways that help relationships in the bedroom. This just seems like they are hitting the wrong demographic. It looks like XXX spin the bottle for todays teens. “Back in my day we didn’t have fancy toys. We had a bottle. And I had to walk buck naked through 40 miles of snow to get to the orgy.”
Spin the bottle: Cheaper than a Wii and just as effective.
And WTF are they doing in the beginning? Eating an apple Wiimote? Fuckin’ seriously? I am a little curious as to how many of these silly mini games they could come up with.
I would be happy to hear that I am wrong. Maybe it’s the best game ever. And if that’s the case, I have a Wii. I would be willing to pick it up if someone could convince me it’s worthwhile. But alas, it it not set for release in the US. Just Canada and a few European countries.
On my drive home from work I started thinking about the last time Ash and I were at the Palomino. I got pretty tipsy and was having a good time. So much of a good time, in fact, that the night ended with Moxxie pulling out one of my tits and Ash pulling out the other and both of them licking off this alcohol-infused whipped cream. It was pretty hot, and if my memory serves me right, when Ash started touching me in the car — it also made him pretty hot, and neither one of us could keep our hands off each other — my pussy was dripping wet.
I have licked those tits, and I'd do it again
Just thinking about it made me all hot and bothered again, especially considering that Ash and I are going back to the Palomino tonight. And even better, Moxxie will be there, as well as Athena Pleasures, and possibly Stormy Daniels. I can’t help but fantasize about Ash and I getting spoiled by all those sexy women.
Athena's body is banging!
I mean, come on! Who wouldn't fantasize about all these women?!
Needless to say, I’m pretty excited … and I so is my pussy.
Every once in a while, Ash and I will go through this weird strip club funk. We get all psyched up to go. We get there, we’re having fun, totally into each other and into the scene around us, looking to be what we think would be the perfect couple to dance for, but no one approaches us. And not only do we leave with money, we leave a little disappointed.
I think our funk started last weekend. We went over to Ricks. Ash and I have a couple girls that we like over there, and I wanted to see them. So I requested that we go there. The place was pretty full, but there were lots of girls standing along the wall, scouting out people to solicit. We didn’t seem to be those people.
Wish this gril would was dancing for us!
At first we just hung back at a table. We were drinking, talking, making out occasionally. I think if people looked at us, we looked like we both were having a good time. But dancers walked right past us. So we thought maybe if we went up to the stage and started tipping, girls would see that we were into it, ready to have some fun, and had some money to spend.
Unfortunately, there were no seats at the stage. So we stayed at our table, but both we both made our way up to the stage to tip different girls several times. They were very happy to take our dollars, and seemed interested, but as soon as they got off stage, they disappeared.
We left without one dance.
This last weekend, the same thing happened. This time Ash picked. He wanted to go to Deja Vu Showgirls. We have had some great times there, and we like that there are lots of dark little corners you can get lost in — with or without the presence of a dancer.
When we walked in, the club was pretty pumped. We were excited. Both of us were in need of a fun night, some drinks and some boobies in our faces. We were having a great time together. We were super flirty. Again, I if anyone looked at us, they knew were having a good time.
I just want to emphasize the fact that we looked like we were having fun, because I realize that if Ash and I were sitting there, not talking, not interacting, not smiling, and I have my arms folded, and we look miserable, then I expect that girls won’t approach us. But that is not what was going on. We were having a great time, and I think it showed.
We made our way up to the stage where we proceeded to sit and flirt with each other and the dancers and tip. But same story. The dancer would play with us and seem interested, but as soon as they were off the stage, they disappeared.
Last night was a little different in that we did end up getting a dance. She was a cute girl, and she did a fine job. I just think by the time we got the dances, we were a little over the club.
Deja Vu has changed a lot of their rates and rules and it’s just not very couples friendly.
We used to be able to go back to these couches and each get a dance. The price was $20 per dance. It was standard. The couches were on the regular floor, so it wasn’t VIP or anything like that. Well, we found out last night that now, in order to get a dance on the couch it’s $30 per person. So if Ash and I want to get a dance on the couch it’s $30 per person just to sit there. So it would be $60 for one song for the both of us. That is so lame. We aren’t going to do that. It’s simply ridiculous, so the girl just wheeled over two of the individual chairs right in front of the couches. She seriously placed the the back of the chairs touching the couch. lame.
One interesting thing that happened while we were there, the power went out. Never had that happen at a strip club before. It was weird. All the music went dead and stage lights went out. Ash swears he has seen porn flicks that start that way! Ha! Anyway, the power going out was not as exciting as you would think. Within 5 mins all the lights were back on and the computers that played the music were back pumping music. And judging by the loud windows start up sound that played through the speakers as soon as the lights turned back on were PCs. Coincidentally, Earth Hour was Saturday night and the entire strip shut down its lights for an hour. I wonder if this was how the clubs give back to mother earth, by shutting down for a song. On second thought maybe its good we weren’t getting too many dances that night. I would have been a little pissed if the nipples in my face got interrupted because the song ended abruptly.
Deja Vu did come down on drink prices, which is nice. Now locals or card members can get $5 domestic and well drinks. But when you change the price of all the dances and make it ridiculous, it definitely doesn’t drive us back there.
Ash and I left the club and decided that we might be done with that place for a while.
We’ll see what this weekend brings, but I really hope we break out of this funk!
Over the past year, I have met quite a few adult performers, and I have talked to them about how and why they got into the industry. I’ve asked about their dos and don’ts, and about the type of scenes they perform. But in all the conversations about the industry, I never really had a full grasp on what the job of an adult actor or actress entailed.
I knew enough to know that it’s not your typical 9 to 5 job. Hours are sporadic, jobs are probably sporadic. And on the female performers’ end, I would think there is a lot of preparation that goes into their job. That leaves out the whole ‘fucking on film’ part, and all those other details that comprise the actual job of an adult entertainer.
I think that even though everyone knows there is an adult industry, most people assume that it’s not really a profession. It’s just there to get people off. It’s not like the film or theatre industries where viewers discuss the sound, the lighting, the cinematography, the producer, director, etc. Porn is just porn. And honestly that’s some of the beauty of it – the fact that you’re not thinking but simply gaining so much pleasure out of it is a big part of the appeal of porn. But I wanted to see what it was like behind-th-scenes. I wanted to see what the job was really like when one is an adult performer, director, etc.
Sunny Lane (left) and me with the official Brazzers Shake Weight. Guess girls in this line of work can never have too much practice.
When I was making these plans, some of my friends had questioned, “Don’t you think this is going to ruin porn for you.” And to be honest, I knew this was a legitimate question. It was a question that was lurking in the back of my mind. I’ll admit that there was a time in my life – not too long ago – that I thought the adult industry was chock-full of perverts. Everyone on set, regardless of their role on or off camera, was getting sexually pleasured. I figured it was all just a big fuck fest but only half of it was caught on camera and paid for. I didn’t think it was legitimate.
But as I continued to meet, see and cover more and more people in this industry, I knew this theory just couldn’t hold up. I had met too many people in the adult industry that took their careers just as seriously, if not more seriously, as I take my career.
So I figured the only way I could know for sure what this aspect of the industry was like, was to go on set and experience and see it for myself…
I didn’t really know what to expect walking onto the set of a porn film shoot. For the rest of the article pick up this months Strip Magazine or read the rest here online.
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